 I really don't know if I can capture the true genius of this scene. But I'll try. The industrial music intro fucking rocks. Audrey looks pornorific, and the bright white lighting is insane. The colorful flowers make for an awesome visual and anal penetration. The industrial feel is enhanced by the old electronics equipment and Otto's headphones and sunglasses. Having him dressed in all white is great. Also great is the camerawork. Every shot has been blocked out. This isn't some random gonzo fucking. It's art folks. And this is as good as anything I've ever seen. Amazing.
 With a big blue dildo up Staci's ass, it's quite clear where Otto will eventually be shoving his hog. But first he just kicks back, enjoying a smoke and a sloppy blowjob. God it must be good to be king. Nothing is going in Staci's pussy today - not even the dildo. This is simply an anal gapefest.
 Hey, what's Choppers' nylabone doing up Naudia Nyce's ass? Mutt and Jeff. . . er. . .I mean, Johnny and Jenner take over by gagging her with throatfuls of cock. I don't know how she isn't truly suffocated. Naudia also takes her share of slaps to the tits and face. Naturally, a DP is on the menu today as well.
 It's my favorite French whore, Melissa Lauren. With her and Audrey wearing rubber gloves, the foreshadowing is hardly subtle. If you've seen these two in Destroy The World #2, you have a sense for the debauchery that's coming up. Just consider it a full-on proctology exam.
 Hell fucking yes! Dana Vespoli makes her first appearance in one of Otto's flicks. Her new hairstyle has her looking absolutely drop dead gorgeous. But you may also be aware that Dana is a cock socket extraordinaire. Kimberly Kane - take note - this is how you fuck on camera. It's genuine and authentic and fucking HOT! This could be a training video for lesser porn whores.
 There's some footage of Otto being Otto. You get another glimpse of the divine Dana Vespoli, even talking about her poop evacuation strategy. And Naudia getting peppered with stupid questions.
 Audrey, all dolled up and "gold digging" in the backyard, is some pretty funny shit. It looks like she borrowed Staci's blue dildo, but it has the same destination - an open anal cavity. Otto shows up in Corvette, seemingly perplexed by Audrey. Of course, you know exactly what happens when you lead a horse to water. Yeah, it's an Audrey double stuff special.
 Holy mother of god! Otto Bauer, I love you man. Audrey looks great as always. But Tory Lane - I don't think I've ever seen her looking hotter. I think it's the hair. The icing on the cake is Jassie, the girl/girl babe with runway model looks. What a fucking lesbo triumvirate. This is the first all-girl scene that I've watched Otto direct, and I'm impressed. Usually this stuff can't keep my attention. More often than not, the guy is the catalyst for the scene's energy and direction. Well, these three sex kittens are doing just fine without any cocks today. And there's even anal, ATM and DP!!!
 Audrey is totally pornorific during the warm-up, but I would have brought in Holly Wellin sooner. Their tongue kiss is heavenly, and I would have preferred a little more girl/girl before the cocks arrive. Holly breaks off to service Jenner while Alec and Rick take on Audrey. The couches are far enough apart to not be within the same camera shot. I don't get that. It would have been a great way to combine the action. Instead it has a disjointed feel reminiscent of older porn where they would ping pong between two scenes.
 OK, here's what one inquiring mind wants to know. Does Johnny Thrust have dirty secrets about Otto Bauer? I mean, in "Rough and Ready" he got paired up with the divine Vanessa Lane. Here, he gets to work with Haley Paige. We're talking about a dude who has been dressed up in a diaper onscreen!?!? This just seems like such a travesty. Haley, what can I say about your breasts that hasn't been said a million times? You rock. Johnny, you are one lucky bastard.
 Wanna see Audrey Hollander do the hokey pokey? Haley admits that her favorite position is missionary. Then the cameraman gets a BJ.
 Bailey is a big boned Texas girl with a great natural rack. I suppose Otto couldn't resist the temptation to take her for a spin. At least he didn't send in Johnny Thrust! Otto skips her gorgeous pink pussy and heads straight for her butt hole. I have to say that I'm just totally impressed with this fresh and young girl. Her anus is years away from looking like Trina Michaels'! And there's no roast beef on the pussy. With a butt plug in her ass, Otto sinks the pink for a DP. As long as Bailey doesn't get too chunky, she'll be around the biz for quite awhile.
 Holy casting genius! All-time creep, Tyce Bun, is stalking girls at the schoolyard. I could not think of a better dude for this part. This cream pie fanatic is easily one of the scummiest guys in the biz. Thai Michelle is the third Asian to make an appearance in this flick. Tyce ping pongs between her ass and pussy, but he makes his jizz deposit uncharacteristically on her tongue.
 I love the thrash music intro, but Angela Stone doesn't have the charisma to pull this off. Sticking your fingers in your holes does not a porn star make. Call up Brooke Haven, honey - maybe she'll give you lessons. The same goes for your blowjobs. Making slurpy noises is not tantamount to gagging. When Brooke Haven is doing Daffy Duck, it's because there's a cock railing against her tonsils. Pulling off the rocket launch squirt - that was a redeeming touch. See, I always give credit where it is due!
 Lyla Lei supposedly has been plucked from the schoolyard by Audrey. And only moments later she's in make-up getting ready to get ass fucked. Lyla tries to act all shy and coy. But this whole thing is absolutely RIDICULOUS. This chick has been fucking on film since 2002. Go watch the first "Anal Driller" and then try to make it through Lyla pretending here that she's never had sex. I guess I just don't understand the need for all the set-up, because the threesome with Audrey and Jenner is more than good enough to stand on its own.
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